VOL. 01 / DROP 014 · WINTER '26
Threads
from trash.
Treads / louder than
your opinions.
We turn used plastic bottles and forgotten cotton into clothes that talk back. Heavyweight. Hand-finished. Genuinely funny. Zero virgin polyester. 100% attitude.
184K+
rPET Bottles
2.3T
Scraps Saved
41M
Water (L)
Just droppedFeatured
Trash Talk Tee · 12 bottles reborn
/ The Collection
Wear
the waste.
Trash Talk Tee
Bone White
Landfill Luxe Hoodie
Compost Black
Scrap Yard Sneaker
Bone / Hazard Orange
Second Life Crewneck
Moss Green
/ Community Impact · LIVE
Numbers that
don't lie.
0
Bottles reborn
0kg
Cotton scraps saved
0.0M
Liters of water saved
0kg
CO₂ kept out of sky
▲ 2 garments diverted & 24 bottles reborn by this community — counted live from real orders.
* Estimates based on Textile Exchange & EPA averages for rPET vs virgin polyester production. We audit quarterly.
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